Hommage a Priape
Within the moist, fragrant folds of Aphrodite’s most sacred interiority, either Zeus, Hermes, Adonis, or Dionysus deposited the seed which created the magnificent Priapos.
The act of union offended the sensibilities of Hera. With a magic touch to Aphrodite’s belly, Hera cursed the child with ugliness. Priapos was born with a huge belly, huge feet, hands, nose, tongue, and a gigantic, continuously erect phallus: a “pot-bellied garden-gnome with an oversize prick—sort of like a teapot.”
wherever this incredible creature went, everything grew like crazy: Plants shot up from the ground, and animals hopped upon each other, copulating furiously and giving birth.
Priapus was the tutor of Ares, teaching the young battle god to dance before teaching him to be a warrior.
(Source: olderoticart)
